Exaggeration

Can you guess my exaggeration?
"Mum how was your day today?” I asked.
“It was good but......”, knock knock knock “sorry son but can you get the door? I’m putting the groceries away”
“i can see that Mum, ha ha ha” .............
“Mum you won’t believe it, you just won’t believe it, do you know who’s at the door? it’s
!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAN CARTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
Dan spoke “How are you mate?good” “what are you doing here?” I exclaimed.
“I’m here to give you some football tips, let’s go ay”
“okay, Mum do you know were my footy boots are?”
“yep in your room under your bed next to your underwear”
“Mum did have to say that in front of Dan CARTER!!!?”